Newton's Law of Love

haha.. my sis forwarded this email to me.. find it kinda funny.. LOL.. enjoy everyone..

*Universal law of Love: *
" Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money "

*First law of Love:*
" a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent (brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy. "

*Second law of Love:*
" the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance. "

*Third law of Love:*
" the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping."